First of all, you would be surprised at how easy it is to get away with not eating anything in front of people - it's a matter of telling them that you've already eaten, or you'll get something in a minute, or you're too excited or worked up to eat anything just yet, and they'll generally leave you be.
It's not something that most seem to take into consideration, unfortunately enough - most are content to eat whatever's in front of them, it's almost repulsive in ways - but humans certainly do taste different from one another, it's-
[...not something he should be talking about quite so openly, is it, because wow that's kind of]
...It's something that interests me, obviously, but I think I've answered you well enough.
[...Oh! Oh, okay, he kind of gets what's going on- ]
...I may not have a direct frame of reference, but I do understand how humans feel about food, you know. At least, I believe I do - the works of various gourmets and other people who specialize in such things have always been interesting to me, I read them all the time.
So you don't have to worry about explaining things like that in terms I'll understand; I have some idea of what you're talking about.
...It's not a big deal. If you don't want me to, I won't, but...
[...]
Most people don't know what a Pokémon is, and I don't know half of what people are talking about, world exclusive stuff or otherwise. I don't mind explaining this stuff to the best of my ability, either.
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[Ryuunosuke, obviously, but-]
I don't really know who your friends are.
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[..and we don't invite Junko to parties so hang on a second- ]
...Invite Kaneki-kun for me as well, if you'd like. It's been a while since I've seen him in person, it might be nice to catch up.
[AND THAT'S PROBABLY A TERRIBLE IDEA BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, IT AMUSES HIM SO THERE'S THAT.]
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He can do that. That's not a problem at all.]
No problem. We've got a lot of friends in common.
[Which makes it extra easy. ...But there is one problem, isn't there? A planning problem.]
That just leaves one question.
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[You know, he can actually think of a few problems here, but anyway- ]
Go on.
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[...Obviously Silver knows why, but... Tsukiyama's been doing this for a while. He can make up the excuse.]
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First of all, you would be surprised at how easy it is to get away with not eating anything in front of people - it's a matter of telling them that you've already eaten, or you'll get something in a minute, or you're too excited or worked up to eat anything just yet, and they'll generally leave you be.
As for the cake, I've got horrible allergies.
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[...Good... Good job, Silver.]
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[Tsukiyama, no.]
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[NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE]
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[NO FUCKING CAKE OR HE DIE]
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[Silver you really don't need to get this far into it-]
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[what even is usually in cake anyway]
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[Just to make sure we're on the same page here.]
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[Which sucked, because how do you explain the food metaphors to the guy that exclusively eats people?]
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[...]
...Do people taste different?
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[Well, that's...enthusiastic...]
It's not something that most seem to take into consideration, unfortunately enough - most are content to eat whatever's in front of them, it's almost repulsive in ways - but humans certainly do taste different from one another, it's-
[...not something he should be talking about quite so openly, is it, because wow that's kind of]
...It's something that interests me, obviously, but I think I've answered you well enough.
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Well, I had multiple people tell me that limiting your emotions is like only eating one kind of food forever. You need variety to balance it out.
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I guess the closest comparison would be one... flavor of human...?
[Dear god.]
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...I may not have a direct frame of reference, but I do understand how humans feel about food, you know. At least, I believe I do - the works of various gourmets and other people who specialize in such things have always been interesting to me, I read them all the time.
So you don't have to worry about explaining things like that in terms I'll understand; I have some idea of what you're talking about.
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[...]
Most people don't know what a Pokémon is, and I don't know half of what people are talking about, world exclusive stuff or otherwise. I don't mind explaining this stuff to the best of my ability, either.
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[He's a helper! ...Not really.]