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[feistytrader]

specify the kind of thread (voice/action/etc) and the date (mm/dd pref) in the thread please!

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[feistytrader]

Yeah, right. Come on. If you're putting me in a dress, you're wearing one too.

[Let's go shopping, Gold--!]

[uncouthhatcher]

[-- OH HELLLLL NO]

Not if your life depended on it!

[feistytrader]

[...Well. That was a pretty strong reaction.]

Why not?

[uncouthhatcher]

[............]

Cause... this is for you! Not for me. This is to cheer you up! You seein' me in a dress wouldn't cheer anyone up, right? Right! There's just no point to it!

[what if he doesn't look good in a dress he looks good in everything what if this is the exception]

[feistytrader]

It might cheer me up.

[But if Gold doesn't want to, Gold doesn't want to. He can get him in a dress later.]

[uncouthhatcher]

[MMMMMNNN NNNNN

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

NNNN augh. He's putting Silver in a loose choke hold!!]

It's gonna be a secret, got it? Between men, and between friends. You ain't allowed to tell anyone, especially if I look bad.

[feistytrader]

I don't know who'd I'd tell in the first place.

[...Okay, that's not true, he'd totally tell White or Tsukiyama or Ryuunosuke about something like that.

But he won't, and that's the point.]

[uncouthhatcher]

You're a damn liar, you've got plenty of people to tell these days.

[You're the best bro though he knows that you won't say a word to anyone. He loves you, no homo, let's drag you up and go dress shopping!!

(Maybe they can get some dresses for the pets and Pokémon? That'd be cute. Dress party.)]

[feistytrader]

Just come on.

[We're going dress shopping! Luckily, there are actually stores with cute dresses that aren't absolutely covered in chains. Thesthai probably has cuter dresses, but... Oh well.

Silver looks for the first bright yellow dress he can find, then shoves it off on Gold. Go for it, buddy.]

[uncouthhatcher]

Oh, you are not serious.

[THIS YELLOW, SILVER? REALLY.]

[feistytrader]

I thought you liked yellow.

[It matches your old shorts--!]

[uncouthhatcher]

This is a piss dress, Silver! You don't make entire outfits out of the same color! Yellow's, like, a good accent color! You ain't gotta have a lot of it to make it work!

[That's why it was just his shorts!!!!]

[feistytrader]

You could pull it off.

[That said, Silver glances around the room for something a little less... bright.]

What about red? Is that out too?

[uncouthhatcher]

Nah, that's fine! Red's one of those colors people can't get enough of. Pretty much anythin' that's not super bright is good, but I definitely look best in red.

[...]

And blue. I look pretty damn good in blue.

[feistytrader]

[You know, he's not even thinking about it. He's just reflexively slapping Gold the second he says Blue on reflex.]

[uncouthhatcher]

[BUDDY, THAT IS THE FASTEST WAY TO SET YOUR HAND ON FIRE AND YOU DAMN WELL KNOW IT]

The hell was that for, you ass?! It's a color! I look good in it! I know 'cause I had to wear some stupid jersey after that damn Smeargle that doesn't deserve to be in DJ Mary's presence ruined my sweet new clothes! [...] And for that Pokéathlon thing I was supposed to be meetin' Lance at. They made me take off my hat too, it kind of sucked.

[feistytrader]

[...]

I bet you looked like a loser.

[Thanks, Silver.]

What is the Pokéathlon, anyway?

[Other than that big new... thing they opened up outside of Goldenrod, and also probably a race.]

[uncouthhatcher]

[He is gonna show you how much of a loser he looked, you ass which is NOT AT ALL, OF COURSE, BEING AS HANDSOME AS HE IS!!!]

A pain in the ass. You probably would've liked it though, it's kinda your thing now that I'm thinkin' about it! [just another reminder that he wasn't first pick to do something important, but you know what? whatever. whatever!] There's five medals to win and you're lookin' at the guy that took 'em all home!

[preen preen. look at those small sparklers, he is so sparkling right now]

There's some legend that goes with it, something about a disease and a cure givin' by a Pokémon after gettin' through a buncha different obstacles or whatever. The Pokéathlon's supposed to be a homage to the bonds between Pokémon and trainer though.

[... Of course that's the part he remembers out of the story, really, the other details aside. It was the whole reason Lance wanted to meet there in the first place.]