This is a piss dress, Silver! You don't make entire outfits out of the same color! Yellow's, like, a good accent color! You ain't gotta have a lot of it to make it work!
Nah, that's fine! Red's one of those colors people can't get enough of. Pretty much anythin' that's not super bright is good, but I definitely look best in red.
[BUDDY, THAT IS THE FASTEST WAY TO SET YOUR HAND ON FIRE AND YOU DAMN WELL KNOW IT]
The hell was that for, you ass?! It's a color! I look good in it! I know 'cause I had to wear some stupid jersey after that damn Smeargle that doesn't deserve to be in DJ Mary's presence ruined my sweet new clothes! [...] And for that Pokéathlon thing I was supposed to be meetin' Lance at. They made me take off my hat too, it kind of sucked.
[He is gonna show you how much of a loser he looked, you ass which is NOT AT ALL, OF COURSE, BEING AS HANDSOME AS HE IS!!!]
A pain in the ass. You probably would've liked it though, it's kinda your thing now that I'm thinkin' about it! [just another reminder that he wasn't first pick to do something important, but you know what? whatever. whatever!] There's five medals to win and you're lookin' at the guy that took 'em all home!
[preen preen. look at those small sparklers, he is so sparkling right now]
There's some legend that goes with it, something about a disease and a cure givin' by a Pokémon after gettin' through a buncha different obstacles or whatever. The Pokéathlon's supposed to be a homage to the bonds between Pokémon and trainer though.
[... Of course that's the part he remembers out of the story, really, the other details aside. It was the whole reason Lance wanted to meet there in the first place.]
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[THIS YELLOW, SILVER? REALLY.]
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[It matches your old shorts--!]
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[That's why it was just his shorts!!!!]
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[That said, Silver glances around the room for something a little less... bright.]
What about red? Is that out too?
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And blue. I look pretty damn good in blue.
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The hell was that for, you ass?! It's a color! I look good in it! I know 'cause I had to wear some stupid jersey after that damn Smeargle that doesn't deserve to be in DJ Mary's presence ruined my sweet new clothes! [...] And for that Pokéathlon thing I was supposed to be meetin' Lance at. They made me take off my hat too, it kind of sucked.
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I bet you looked like a loser.
[Thanks, Silver.]
What is the Pokéathlon, anyway?
[Other than that big new... thing they opened up outside of Goldenrod, and also probably a race.]
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A pain in the ass. You probably would've liked it though, it's kinda your thing now that I'm thinkin' about it! [just another reminder that he wasn't first pick to do something important, but you know what? whatever. whatever!] There's five medals to win and you're lookin' at the guy that took 'em all home!
[preen preen. look at those small sparklers, he is so sparkling right now]
There's some legend that goes with it, something about a disease and a cure givin' by a Pokémon after gettin' through a buncha different obstacles or whatever. The Pokéathlon's supposed to be a homage to the bonds between Pokémon and trainer though.
[... Of course that's the part he remembers out of the story, really, the other details aside. It was the whole reason Lance wanted to meet there in the first place.]