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[feistytrader]

specify the kind of thread (voice/action/etc) and the date (mm/dd pref) in the thread please!

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1/13, action

[uncouthhatcher]

[BUDDY WHERE ARE YOU

ARE YOU IN YOUR ROOM ARE YOU GROWING MUSHROOMS MAKING ICE ON THE COUCH AGAIN

HANGING WITH YOUR BIG BUG???

Wherever, Gold's gonna be launching himself at Silver for a one-armed hug.]

Buddy! Old pal of mine! How would you like to go to a sleepover next week? I mean, you're gonna have to dress up a little 'cause that's the theme of it and I ain't got the hair for it, but it'll be fun!

[feistytrader]

[...He's giving the couch icicles, and Gold wants him to... go to some sleepover, dressed up?

Maybe he's trying to cheer him up by getting him out or something. He doesn't really want to go, but...]

Dress up in what?

[uncouthhatcher]

A nice blouse and a skirt, or maybe a full dress? I figure you'd look better in the first.

[...... Please don't comment on the fact he's apparently thought this out?]

It's a party for princesses and out of the two of us, you're the better lookin' candidate for bein' a princess! I'll even do somethin' about your hair!

[feistytrader]

...Princesses are girls, aren't they?

[Whatever Gold wants to dress him up in, it can't be too bad...]

[uncouthhatcher]

And that's why I don't have the looks for it! But you?

[with a WILD GESTURE TO SILVER'S... EVERYTHING]

Perfect. Well, better than me anyway. You mind?

[feistytrader]

...As long as you're buying the clothes.

[...This doesn't work nearly as well when Gold will probably buy them with his money.]

[uncouthhatcher]

[Well actually--]

I'll even use what money I got myself.

[... Because being a little nicer than Silver than usual is a good idea.]

[feistytrader]

[...Gold, don't be nice. That's weird. ...Appreciated, but weird.]

You'd make a cute princess too, you know.

[Just saying.]

[uncouthhatcher]

[... Listen, it's weird to him too, but they're best friends of course he's gonna be nice to his buddy when he's feeling put down. If punches can't solve it then-- then being there can. And this is being there. And letting Silver keep his money for future curtain purchases.]

Yeah, no. I'm way too manly for that.

[you really are not you twig]

[feistytrader]

Yeah, right. Come on. If you're putting me in a dress, you're wearing one too.

[Let's go shopping, Gold--!]

[uncouthhatcher]

[-- OH HELLLLL NO]

Not if your life depended on it!

[feistytrader]

[...Well. That was a pretty strong reaction.]

Why not?

[uncouthhatcher]

[............]

Cause... this is for you! Not for me. This is to cheer you up! You seein' me in a dress wouldn't cheer anyone up, right? Right! There's just no point to it!

[what if he doesn't look good in a dress he looks good in everything what if this is the exception]

[feistytrader]

It might cheer me up.

[But if Gold doesn't want to, Gold doesn't want to. He can get him in a dress later.]

[uncouthhatcher]

[MMMMMNNN NNNNN

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

NNNN augh. He's putting Silver in a loose choke hold!!]

It's gonna be a secret, got it? Between men, and between friends. You ain't allowed to tell anyone, especially if I look bad.

[feistytrader]

I don't know who'd I'd tell in the first place.

[...Okay, that's not true, he'd totally tell White or Tsukiyama or Ryuunosuke about something like that.

But he won't, and that's the point.]

[uncouthhatcher]

You're a damn liar, you've got plenty of people to tell these days.

[You're the best bro though he knows that you won't say a word to anyone. He loves you, no homo, let's drag you up and go dress shopping!!

(Maybe they can get some dresses for the pets and Pokémon? That'd be cute. Dress party.)]

[feistytrader]

Just come on.

[We're going dress shopping! Luckily, there are actually stores with cute dresses that aren't absolutely covered in chains. Thesthai probably has cuter dresses, but... Oh well.

Silver looks for the first bright yellow dress he can find, then shoves it off on Gold. Go for it, buddy.]

[uncouthhatcher]

Oh, you are not serious.

[THIS YELLOW, SILVER? REALLY.]

[feistytrader]

I thought you liked yellow.

[It matches your old shorts--!]

[uncouthhatcher]

This is a piss dress, Silver! You don't make entire outfits out of the same color! Yellow's, like, a good accent color! You ain't gotta have a lot of it to make it work!

[That's why it was just his shorts!!!!]

[feistytrader]

You could pull it off.

[That said, Silver glances around the room for something a little less... bright.]

What about red? Is that out too?

[uncouthhatcher]

Nah, that's fine! Red's one of those colors people can't get enough of. Pretty much anythin' that's not super bright is good, but I definitely look best in red.

[...]

And blue. I look pretty damn good in blue.

[feistytrader]

[You know, he's not even thinking about it. He's just reflexively slapping Gold the second he says Blue on reflex.]

[uncouthhatcher]

[BUDDY, THAT IS THE FASTEST WAY TO SET YOUR HAND ON FIRE AND YOU DAMN WELL KNOW IT]

The hell was that for, you ass?! It's a color! I look good in it! I know 'cause I had to wear some stupid jersey after that damn Smeargle that doesn't deserve to be in DJ Mary's presence ruined my sweet new clothes! [...] And for that Pokéathlon thing I was supposed to be meetin' Lance at. They made me take off my hat too, it kind of sucked.