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[feistytrader]

Gintaro Suzukaze

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[maskreant]

nyo, you can't. they'ww just infwict this onto you, too.

don't be a hewo.

[feistytrader]

I'm not giving up on you Akira, there has to be something we can do.

What if it's terminal?

Tewminal?

[maskreant]

i hope nyot, though it is kind of funny.

[feistytrader]

I'm not sure if it's funny because none of us have gotten decent sleep in a week or if it has its own comedic credentials.

You should try reading bad fan fiction like this.

[maskreant]

"Bye wuv UwU " Edmund cawwed to be as he weft thwew the back doows. It had been a whiwe since he had hunted so he decided to weave me with my soon to be bwothew Emmet. He was nyice except he wuvs to my jokes aww the time he's the onye you wouwd considew "fun".

Edmund had awways been uvw pwotective especiawwy with my onye and onwy wequest which was to become a vampiwe to wive fow etewnyity by his side. But he cautionyed Cawow nyot to tuwn me into onye tiww he and I thought was wight time but of couwse I awways thought it was the wight time to become onye of his type. I knyew that me and Emmanyuew awonye in the house wouwd be in some sowt of way intewesting I thought of something that of couwse make Edmund fuwious and at the same time satisfy me. Emmanyuew nyevew wistenyed to Edmund and awways wiked to get Edmund mad so I went up staiws to ask him if he wouwd do me a favow.

[feistytrader]

[There's a brief pause. Maybe Silver was laughing his ass off. Maybe not. It is a mystery that will forever be left to the ages.]

Dusk is totally cheating. It's impossible to tell if that's bad fanfic or from a page of the book I tried to block out of my memory.

[maskreant]

[ HE FEELS PITY HERE, but at least Silver seemed to enjoy that. He actually corrected some of the typos and misspellings in the fic, but...

does it matter when owo has taken over? ]

so you've actuawwy wead it.

the things we've donye...

[feistytrader]

Havent you? It's like the fast food of teenage vampire romance novels.

[maskreant]

i only stawted weading it wecentwy...

because ov someonye specific.

[feistytrader]

...Well, in that case, uh.

Good luck. Save yourself. Stop now before it's too late?

[maskreant]

i don't want to disappoint them by not reading it.

just remember me fondly.