Specific ones. No world peace crap (´-ι_-`) You want a thing found or delivered, stuff fixed, information had?? How's life selling you short right now??
[ like, Yato is probably the opposite of a good karma god but free smoothie ]
Yeah, sure! I love smoothies ヽ(〃・ω・)ノ I can be a delivery god if that's what you're in need of. If you need me after today, give me a call! My rates are always affordable. ❤ So where's this smoothie handoff happening? (・ᴗ・̥̥̥)
[...It is increasingly more difficult to believe that this guy is actually a god. But he's offered, he's committed, and now he wants to see this god guy for himself.]
How about [idk, a damn smoothie place somewhere in the city, look at how professional and smooth this tag is] ? Too bad it isn't Monday. There's that other place with the Monday Mania discounts.
You can get me a smoothie on Monday too. I won't mind. (/^▽^)/ Today let's go to [that damn smoothie place]! I'll be waiting for you!
[ And Yato will hop on over to the place in record time. Silver will find him sitting high on an arching lamppost in front of the shop, legs swinging happily as he daydreams about what kind of smoothie he wants. ]
[It takes Silver a little longer- but not too long- to show up, and he doesn't quite notice Yato up on a lamppost at first, because his instinct is absolutely not to look up.
But Totodile does, and after a moment he tugs on Silver's pants and points up; Silver's head soon follows and... Of course there's a guy up there. Why not? That's a perfectly reasonable place to sit and kick your feet. (There is absolutely nothing reasonable about that. How long did it take to climb up there? Is this him trying to look more godly? If that was the case, wouldn't he kick his legs less? He looks like a happy little kid...)]
Hey, are you Yato?
[Of note: Totodile is still blue, while Silver's hair is red as a strawberry, including his eyebrows. Retrospec! Gotta love it.]
[ Yato snaps out of his reverie to look down at whoever called him. It did, in fact, take a couple attempts to jump onto this lamppost, but luckily there was no one around who could see his failures... He might look a little more godly up here, sure, but mostly he just enjoys the feeling of elevation.
His eyes immediately go to the walking blue crocodile baby(??) before settling on Silver. This is obviously the guy he's been waiting for. Yato hops off the post and lands lightly in front of Silver, the height of the fall not affecting him in the least. ]
That's me! And you're Silver, right? Whassup?!
[ He crouches in front of Totodile, much the same as you'd do for a dog. ]
[...He's way too casual to be a god. Or maybe he's just not used to being a god yet...? Or maybe he's some sort of trickster god, or maybe this is some deep commentary of the state of their society.
...
He looks down at his little blue buddy without any commentary.]
This is Aoi. He's a Totodile.
[Totodile waves at Yato and stares at him for a little longer than necessary before looking over in the direction of the smoothie place. Meeting new people is great, but you know what else is great? Food.]
[ Sadly, Yato is just a really lame god... He follows Aoi's gaze and hops back up to his feet so that he can start toward the shop. Little crocodile baby is cute, but smoothies await. ]
Couple seconds. C'mon, let's go! They have a smoothie with lucuma in it here. I've gotta try it!
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You want a thing found or delivered, stuff fixed, information had??
How's life selling you short right now??
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[...Maybe he shouldn't be rude to the local god person.]
How do you feel about smoothies? Can I bribe you for good karma?
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Yeah, sure! I love smoothies ヽ(〃・ω・)ノ
I can be a delivery god if that's what you're in need of. If you need me after today, give me a call! My rates are always affordable. ❤
So where's this smoothie handoff happening? (・ᴗ・̥̥̥)
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How about [idk, a damn smoothie place somewhere in the city, look at how professional and smooth this tag is] ?
Too bad it isn't Monday.
There's that other place with the Monday Mania discounts.
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Today let's go to [that damn smoothie place]! I'll be waiting for you!
[ And Yato will hop on over to the place in record time. Silver will find him sitting high on an arching lamppost in front of the shop, legs swinging happily as he daydreams about what kind of smoothie he wants. ]
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But Totodile does, and after a moment he tugs on Silver's pants and points up; Silver's head soon follows and... Of course there's a guy up there. Why not? That's a perfectly reasonable place to sit and kick your feet. (There is absolutely nothing reasonable about that. How long did it take to climb up there? Is this him trying to look more godly? If that was the case, wouldn't he kick his legs less? He looks like a happy little kid...)]
Hey, are you Yato?
[Of note: Totodile is still blue, while Silver's hair is red as a strawberry, including his eyebrows. Retrospec! Gotta love it.]
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His eyes immediately go to the walking blue crocodile baby(??) before settling on Silver. This is obviously the guy he's been waiting for. Yato hops off the post and lands lightly in front of Silver, the height of the fall not affecting him in the least. ]
That's me! And you're Silver, right? Whassup?!
[ He crouches in front of Totodile, much the same as you'd do for a dog. ]
Who's your friend?
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...
He looks down at his little blue buddy without any commentary.]
This is Aoi. He's a Totodile.
[Totodile waves at Yato and stares at him for a little longer than necessary before looking over in the direction of the smoothie place. Meeting new people is great, but you know what else is great? Food.]
How long did it take you to get up there?
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Couple seconds. C'mon, let's go! They have a smoothie with lucuma in it here. I've gotta try it!
[ He glances back. ]
So what's a Totodile?