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[feistytrader]

Gintaro Suzukaze

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[feistytrader]

...He's a crocodile, actually. A Totodile.

[But he'll stand up and step a little closer to her, although not nearly as close as she asks. Totodile stays on the bed.]

[matchbreaker]

... Fine, Totodile! You silly monster, get over here!

[ YOU'RE IN TROUBLE TOO!! ]

[feistytrader]

[...Well, okay. Totodile jumps down and gets on over, standing right next to Silver with the same unsettling grin he always has.]

His name's Aoi.

[matchbreaker]

If you're going to have some new pet at least give him a proper introduction before now!

[ A hand on her hip ]

Anyway, why did I just get the cops at my door, boy?

[feistytrader]

...I don't know. Why did they?

[Aoi's got a good pokerface. He's the best partner in crime.]

[matchbreaker]

Oh come now, you must have some idea!

[ She takes a step closer. ]

[feistytrader]

They mistook something in your garden for weed. I don't know, Elda.

[matchbreaker]

[ Her eyes change into cat-like things as she takes a step closer.

... She doesn't seem to have noticed that ]

I don't think so.

[feistytrader]

[...He visibly jumps at the eyes and stumbles backwards; he's surprisingly composed in the facial region, all things considered, but everything else about him screams that he's afraid. Totodile isn't particularly pleased by this, of course, and immediately places himself between Elda and Silver; his expression doesn't change, but he's calmly staring right at Elda, and given that his expression doesn't change much, well... It's hard to tell what's going to happen next.]

I climbed in.

[matchbreaker]

And why didn't you just use the door?


[ A hand on her hip, she looks up at him imperiously. You wouldn't think that she would be able to look bigger than someone a foot taller than her but she sure does?? ]

[feistytrader]

Because of this.

[Because he feels like a cornered animal and wants nothing more than to leap out the way he came, but that would probably break something, so he doesn't try it.]

[matchbreaker]

What, you're that afraid of me?! Then maybe you shouldn't mouth off to me and a police officer!

[ Another step forward... ]

[feistytrader]

I'm not gonna apologize for looking out for you.

[And a step back to go with it. He's backed up into the bed at this point.]

1/3

[matchbreaker]

There's a difference between looking-- and endangering yourself! Besides, you're my so--

[matchbreaker]

[ . . . But he's not, is he? He refused that... ]

[matchbreaker]

[ she relents, the red eyes turning back to normal as she backs up a step, admonished by her own thoughts. ]

... You're a child living under my roof, you're my responsibility to look after, not the other way around.

1/2

[feistytrader]

[...What? Son? Him? He's silent for a moment and kind of... Looks around the room, and at Aoi, and back at Elda, and- did she really just say that?]

[feistytrader]

I-if I'm a son, I'm the shitty kind of son that ruins all of your dates because I don't want any weird guys around my mom, okay?

[Hypothetically speaking. What the hell is he even saying?]

[matchbreaker]

Wh...What?! No you will most certainly not!

[ WHAT THE FUCK ]

[feistytrader]

It's a metaphor.

[Holy fuck, he said that out loud...]

[matchbreaker]

-That's a very pointed metaphor!

[feistytrader]

Then don't say the s word if you're not willing to commit.

[matchbreaker]

That does not mean you can pretend to manage my dates! Toushiro certainly is no more permitted to do so!

[feistytrader]

I'm not gonna try to manage your dates. I'm gonna try to manage magical people that could probably burn your eyes out.

Do you even go on dates?

[matchbreaker]

... Of course I go on dates.

[ She just hasn't in like several months if not over a year. ]