[Ryuunosuke confirmed for teenage girl- no, no, big sis was never like this. Ryuunosuke confirmed for absolutely terrible at feelings and relationships.]
But if he's not into it, I'd rather not tell him. I don't want to screw things up! He's one of my closest friends and I don't want to make things awkward.
Huh? Practice? Yeah, I guess I probably should so I don't totally stumble over everything I try to say... It's not gonna be nearly as effective on my own though.
[HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE'S GETTING HIMSELF INTO he deserves this]
And he's wearing the most ridiculous and over the top outfit he could find- it's got a lot of purple and red in it and god damn is it absolutely covered in belts, and if that wasn't enough he has a fucking purple wig on. Masterfully cut by Weavile in a pinch to look like Tsukiyama's hair.
Don't ask how he fit all of his hair in it.]
Yo. I mean... You know, I don't actually know any of those words he uses? They're from some foreign region, and- he calls you Uryuu-san, right?
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[are you literally a teenage girl ryuunosuke oh my god]
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[Ryuunosuke confirmed for teenage girl- no, no, big sis was never like this. Ryuunosuke confirmed for absolutely terrible at feelings and relationships.]
He might not even consider it until you do.
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[use words, they might help]
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[That's not good advice, come on-]
Just be genuine about it. Tell him how you feel. And if he's not into it, don't push it.
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[...Ryuunnosuke there are three of us with crushes on this man and it's kind of a mess-]
You can always tell him later.
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well that got awkward real fast, didn't it.]
Sorry, I... didn't know...
[oh jeez what's the standard protocol for "sorry for being a jackass, I didn't realize you liked the same guy"???]
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[Ryuunosuke don't make it weird--]
Like I said, I'm not going to say anything.
[Actually, speaking of weird-]
But I've got a friend that also likes him? So you can say nothing if you want, but I'd say what you need to say sooner rather than later.
[...Sorry, Black.]
You two are really close. Even if Tsukiyama doesn't feel the same way, I don't think it would make things awkward for long.
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[EVERYONE LOVES THE FABULOUS PURPLE MAN]
I... Okay. I... hmm.
[He's quiet for a moment but the awkward emotions are fading for something comfortable and warm.]
He doesn't really seem the sort to be too weird about it, even if he doesn't return it.
[And okay, there's some part of him that's worried now. There are three people who like Tsukiyama, who knows how many more there could be???]
...I don't really know what to say, but... I'll figure something out.
[...]
Thanks, Silver. I... I really don't know how to thank you enough.
[BOTH FOR THE WARNING and for the okay to go ahead with this.]
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[He says it fondly, though, and he's... filling his crystal with...
...That's it. That's it That's how he-]
Why don't you practice?
[This is how he embarrasses Ryuunosuke.]
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[HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE'S GETTING HIMSELF INTO he deserves this]
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[...This is going to be a disaster.]
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[He's sparkling a lot over here, okay!!]
I'll see you then!
[AND SURE ENOUGH THREE HOURS LATER he'll be knocking on the door. Here we go??]
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And he's wearing the most ridiculous and over the top outfit he could find- it's got a lot of purple and red in it and god damn is it absolutely covered in belts, and if that wasn't enough he has a fucking purple wig on. Masterfully cut by Weavile in a pinch to look like Tsukiyama's hair.
Don't ask how he fit all of his hair in it.]
Yo. I mean... You know, I don't actually know any of those words he uses? They're from some foreign region, and- he calls you Uryuu-san, right?
[Welcome to hell, Ryuunosuke.]
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Um. Wow.
[WHAT IS HE EVEN SUPPOSED TO SAY TO THIS]
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Now get in here and confess to me.
[Ryuunosuke's being gently yanked on inside.]
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[HE'S NOT READY FOR THIS, SILVER]
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[Welcome to the deep end buddy it's sink or swim time]
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[SOMEONE SAVE HIM]
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[Silver... Actually looks amused? He is proud of himself and what he's done here today.]
Come on, give it a try.
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[Except he actually looks more embarrassed than anything else.]
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Good.]
Then try it and burst out laughing. There's no judgement here. That's why it's practice.
[This is the best thing he's ever done. The room's getting pretty warm from Silver's end.]
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[OH COME ON THAT HEAT CAN'T BE ANYTHING GOOD so obviously the solution is to pout.]
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[...Okay that totally isn't convincing at all and he's barely keeping a smile off of his face.]
I won't laugh. Promise.
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Just. Give him a moment.
...]
Tsukiyama, I...
[OH COME ON YOU'RE ONLY TWO WORDS IN DON'T FUCK IT UP]
You're really, really important to me and there's something I should really tell you...
[DON'T FIDGET COME THE HELL ON]
You're... you're...
[.........................]
Ugh.
[MISSION FAILED]
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