I'm very fond of the gentlemen with the hunting guild.
[WELL, THEN.]
They're the closest to my usual type, and it isn't terribly surprising if one of them turns up dead in the middle of the forest - after all, it's their job to do the equivalent of poking dangerous creatures with a stick. It's not unheard of for whatever they're targeting to get the better of them.
[...What finds its way through the crystals is excitement, actually, because Silver absolutely hates those guys and here Tsukiyama is, taking them out every month.]
Cool.
[Maybe he shouldn't be saying cool to someone's death- no, this is absolutely cool. If Tsukiyama has to eat someone, what better than those guys?]
So I take it you're not very fond of them, either.
[This probably isn't something that Tsukiyama should be encouraging, but it's not like he's going to say no to Silver approving of his choice in victims.]
There's nothing to like about them. They're just a bunch of self-righteous jerks that don't even try to understand what they're dealing with before deciding it deserves to die.
[So Silver is absolutely here for Tsukiyama's choice in victims.]
Of course, Silver-kun - anything you'd like, you know that I don't mind.
[...That said, the fact that Silver is prefacing it at all kind of implies that he may, in fact, mind once he hears the question. But he'll cross that bridge when he gets there.]
No, it's- look, even if it was, I'd rather tell him about it myself, on my own time, when we're not both having a competition to see who can be the most jealous.
Your judgement isn't always the best when it comes to this sort of thing. Besides, why do you care that I'm warning a friend of yours about someone who might decide to blow him up with very little provocation?
[...Don't say that, come on, don't get angry don't say that, Tsukiyama's doing this because he cares, and it sucks but getting angry isn't going to fix anything.
There's the crystal equivalent of a deep breath before he starts again.]
...Thanks for looking out for me. I mean it. I'm just not really used to it, either.
I guess I just don't get why you're stuck on that guy. We're not even close, and I know other dangerous people, too.
[Like his girlfriend and the thing inside her brother.]
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[Well, good evening to you too, Tsukiyama; at least he's courteous enough to provide a mental map of the area in question.]
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Thanks. I'll steer clear of it.
[...But you know, he really has to wonder...]
How do you get so many people to follow you into the woods?
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[So you don't have to worry about that, exactly.]
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[People traveling? The beastmaster hunting guys?]
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[WELL, THEN.]
They're the closest to my usual type, and it isn't terribly surprising if one of them turns up dead in the middle of the forest - after all, it's their job to do the equivalent of poking dangerous creatures with a stick. It's not unheard of for whatever they're targeting to get the better of them.
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Cool.
[Maybe he shouldn't be saying cool to someone's death- no, this is absolutely cool. If Tsukiyama has to eat someone, what better than those guys?]
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So I take it you're not very fond of them, either.
[This probably isn't something that Tsukiyama should be encouraging, but it's not like he's going to say no to Silver approving of his choice in victims.]
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[So Silver is absolutely here for Tsukiyama's choice in victims.]
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[Because they're treading a bit too close to Issues for him to be comfortable, in other words.]
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[Better than me almost slips out, but that seems like a joke in poor taste.]
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Ah...well, I'll keep the details to myself; just know that if they didn't, I wouldn't continue going after them.
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[And he's pretty content to leave it at that and let Tsukiyama go about his wait a second no he's not.]
Hey, Tsukiyama, can I ask you a question?
[Oh boy.]
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[...That said, the fact that Silver is prefacing it at all kind of implies that he may, in fact, mind once he hears the question. But he'll cross that bridge when he gets there.]
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[...The weirdest part of that is calling Kimbley Mister anything.]
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Because - as your friend - it's entirely his business whether you're spending time with someone like that.
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[Because somehow he doubts that you would have, buddy.]
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The issue with people like that is there's no way to gauge when they're going to become a problem.
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That's why I don't let my guard down around him. I can take care of myself, you know.
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[Ludger never would have hurt him normally. He doesn't think that Tsukiyama would, either.]
I guess that guy could hurt me or my friends, but he hasn't. And even if I don't trust him, I don't think he will.
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[But fine. Whatever.]
If that's how you're going to act in response to something like this, then fine. I won't bother looking out for your well-being from here on.
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[...Don't say that, come on, don't get angry don't say that, Tsukiyama's doing this because he cares, and it sucks but getting angry isn't going to fix anything.
There's the crystal equivalent of a deep breath before he starts again.]
...Thanks for looking out for me. I mean it. I'm just not really used to it, either.
I guess I just don't get why you're stuck on that guy. We're not even close, and I know other dangerous people, too.
[Like his girlfriend and the thing inside her brother.]
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[And that's not anywhere near what he should be saying right now, but that's what he's going to be saying anyway, apparently.]
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