[He is gonna show you how much of a loser he looked, you ass which is NOT AT ALL, OF COURSE, BEING AS HANDSOME AS HE IS!!!]
A pain in the ass. You probably would've liked it though, it's kinda your thing now that I'm thinkin' about it! [just another reminder that he wasn't first pick to do something important, but you know what? whatever. whatever!] There's five medals to win and you're lookin' at the guy that took 'em all home!
[preen preen. look at those small sparklers, he is so sparkling right now]
There's some legend that goes with it, something about a disease and a cure givin' by a Pokémon after gettin' through a buncha different obstacles or whatever. The Pokéathlon's supposed to be a homage to the bonds between Pokémon and trainer though.
[... Of course that's the part he remembers out of the story, really, the other details aside. It was the whole reason Lance wanted to meet there in the first place.]
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A pain in the ass. You probably would've liked it though, it's kinda your thing now that I'm thinkin' about it! [just another reminder that he wasn't first pick to do something important, but you know what? whatever. whatever!] There's five medals to win and you're lookin' at the guy that took 'em all home!
[preen preen. look at those small sparklers, he is so sparkling right now]
There's some legend that goes with it, something about a disease and a cure givin' by a Pokémon after gettin' through a buncha different obstacles or whatever. The Pokéathlon's supposed to be a homage to the bonds between Pokémon and trainer though.
[... Of course that's the part he remembers out of the story, really, the other details aside. It was the whole reason Lance wanted to meet there in the first place.]