[BUDDY, THAT IS THE FASTEST WAY TO SET YOUR HAND ON FIRE AND YOU DAMN WELL KNOW IT]

The hell was that for, you ass?! It's a color! I look good in it! I know 'cause I had to wear some stupid jersey after that damn Smeargle that doesn't deserve to be in DJ Mary's presence ruined my sweet new clothes! [...] And for that Pokéathlon thing I was supposed to be meetin' Lance at. They made me take off my hat too, it kind of sucked.