[WHEN DAD DOESN'T WANT TO ANSWER YOU PUSH IT ONTO MOM DAMMIT]

I... guess not? I don't know, man, I've met some pretty flamboyant people before [like ryuunosuke and tsukiyama fuckin proved that there] but I did not expect somethin' like this from you. I didn't even expect you to like girls, but-- not like that you didn't like girls and only like guys kind of way. Just that you didn't like anyone.

[... nailed it.]